Funny SMS Quotes

1.To do ist to be (Socrates). To be is to do (Plato). Do be do be do (Sinatra)
2. It's the one who won't be taken, who can not seem to give.
3. It's the soul afraid of dying ... That never learns to live
4. It's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the change.
5. It's the heart afraid of breaking ... that never learns to dance.
6. Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine !
7. Action without vision is only passing time, vision without action is merely day dreaming, but vision with action can change the world - Nelson Mandela
8. Death is the greatest kick of all. That's why they save it for last!
9. Don't drink and drive home!! Take a joint and fly home
10. Home is where the heart is born, lives and dies but still goes on !
11. Stoners live and stoners die, but in the end we all get high. So if at first you don't succeed, fuck this world and smoke some weed.
12. If you really wanna get stoned, drink wet cement.
13. Shit happens, life goes on!
14. Free your mind the rest will follow.
15. Work sucks ... Ladies go to work.
16. A beginning is a very delicate time.
17. Life is what happens when you plan to do other things - John Lennon
18. Life would be a lot easier if I had the source-code.
19. Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.
20. Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!
21. Life is like toilet paper, long and usefull !!!!
22. On the toilet: Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
23. We picture the World to ourselves -Ludwig Wittgenstein
24. If you can dream it, you can do it - Walt Disney
25. are you gonna bark all day little doggy? or are you gonna bite?
26. No Mystery Is Closed To An Open Mind
27. This is the world of Magic, where u can create ur own fairytales