No Deer

An Arab being interviewed at the US Embassy.

CONSUL: Ur name please?

ARAB: Abdul Azis

C: Sex?

A: Er.... Yes, six times a week

C: I mean, male or female

A: Both male and female, and sometimes even camels

C: Holy cow!!

A: Yes, cows and dogs too

C: Man.. isn’t that hostile?

A: Horse style, dog style, any style

C: Oh, dear...

A: Deer? No deer. They run too fast..