Sunday, November 2, 2008

Letter from Husband (who is abroad) to Wife

Dear Sweetheart:

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.

You are my sweetheart,

Your Husband,
Allen

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His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses.

I am sending the expenses details:

1. The Milk Man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.

3. Your house owner is coming everyday and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.

4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items ...

5. Other expenses 40 kisses.

Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise !!!!

Your Sweetheart

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