Letter from Husband (who is abroad) to Wife

Dear Sweetheart:

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.

You are my sweetheart,

Your Husband,
Allen

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His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses.

I am sending the expenses details:

1. The Milk Man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.

3. Your house owner is coming everyday and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.

4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items ...

5. Other expenses 40 kisses.

Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise !!!!

Your Sweetheart

No Deer

An Arab being interviewed at the US Embassy.

CONSUL: Ur name please?

ARAB: Abdul Azis

C: Sex?

A: Er.... Yes, six times a week

C: I mean, male or female

A: Both male and female, and sometimes even camels

C: Holy cow!!

A: Yes, cows and dogs too

C: Man.. isn’t that hostile?

A: Horse style, dog style, any style

C: Oh, dear...

A: Deer? No deer. They run too fast..